lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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