I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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