i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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