Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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