She said her name was "party"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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