How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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