Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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