Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Bring me that man meat
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