He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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