I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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