We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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