My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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