I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she pinky promised me she was 18
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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