I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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