$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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