it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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