Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
All I want is dick and wine.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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