Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I know her cup size but not her name....
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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