And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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