if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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