I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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