I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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