turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
whose ass print is on the piano?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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