my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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