im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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