I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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