weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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