Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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