My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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