Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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