The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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