she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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