i just wanna soil my oats bro
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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