I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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