Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize