:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think I am morally bankrupt
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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