I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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