whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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