maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm at about main and main street
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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