I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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