Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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