My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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