did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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