she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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