do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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