my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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