That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she can't have a vagina
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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