Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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