69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
