Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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