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what?
penguin condom
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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