So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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