And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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