I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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